If you ever feel like you're on the verge of a nervous breakdown, just follow these simple rules: First, calm down; second, come over and wash my car; third, shine all my shoes. There, isn't that better?

Jack Hanley's Deep Thoughts - Probably one of the world's greatest philosophers that we will ever know.

How to make a Telemarketer go away - The name says it all :)

Dave Barry's College Advice - Writer of a humor column in the Sunday paper. All of the stuff you need to know before going to college.

Barney = Satan - A clear explanation why barney is, in face, Satan.

Dumb laws in the U.S. - This can't be serious :)

Best Headlines 1997 - Hilarious! A collection of the best headlines from Jay Leno.

A Guide to Software Revisions - Excellent Translation from Software Revision Number to English.

Best Choclate Rum Cake EVER - Mmmmmm

The Shotgun Rules - A must for every car!

Fun things to do to trick or treaters - Amusing ways to get rid of those pesky candy beggers.