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| Full Name | Timothy C. Harper | |
| Height | 6'2" | |
| Weight | 154 lbs. (69 kg) | |
| Birthday | 4/27/82 | |
| Hair color | Blonde | |
| Eye color | Blue | |
| Race | Martian | |
| Place of living | Utah | |
| Religion | Mormon ( No I am not a polygymist and NO I DON'T HAVE ANY FREAKING HORNS so quit asking me!) | |
| Hobbies/Interests | 3d Art, Music, Games, Programming/Software Development, Computer Graphics, 3D modeling/design, Roller Blading, WebPage Design, Basketball, Water Skiing (water and snow), Mud Wrestling (heh heh just kidding), Traveling, Partying, Meeting People. | |
| Work Place | Albertsons. Store Peon/Slave | |
| School Placement | Senior | |
| Languages Spoken | French, English, Tagalog | |
| Programming Experience | Basic, Access, MFC/C++, Javascript | |
| Favorite Tracker | Impulse Tracker | |
| Computer | Home made P2-300 | |
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| Favorite HTML editor | FrontPage (yeah, yeah, shut up notepad geeks) | |
| Favorite CPU Games | Half-Life and Starcraft | |
| Favorite Musicians/Bands | Douglas Spotted Eagle, Feeder, Eve6, Third Eye Blind, Purple Motion, Skaven, Necros, NOISE, Ben Folds Five, Creed, Yanni, Counting Crows, Bosstones, Homegrown, Lagwagon, U2. | |
| Favorite Instrument | Piano | |
| Favorite Knock Knock Joke | 1 : Knock Knock 2: Who's There? 1: Marcel Proust. 2: Marcel Proust who? 1: Marcel Proust, 12th century French author who wrote the twelve volume cyclic novel, "The Remembrance of Things Past". |
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| Favorite Deep Thought | Sometimes I think I'd be better off dead. No, wait, not me, you. | |
| Favorite Movie | Drama : Rising of the Sun Comedy : UHF Chicflic : Ever after Play : Les Miserables Action movie : Disney's Hercules Musical : Evita |
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| Favorite Cereal | Cheerios | |
| Favorite Cartoon Serires | The Simpsons | |
| Favorite Zuka Juice | Just Peachy | |
| Favorite Pizza | Canadian Bacon and Pinapple | |
| Lease Favorite Food | Mushrooms (Kill them all!), green peppers, squash. Gag. | |
| Number of brothers | 2 | |
| Number of Sisters | 1 | |
| Opinion of Clinton | Impeach him | |
| Right or left handed | Right | |
| Favorite South Park Character | Eric Cartman | |
| Opinion on the Refrigerator Light Theory | I think the light stays on | |
| Furthest ever been away from Home | Paris, France | |
